Baby momma

All the serious stuff about errant Jamaican fathers and suffering babymommas is left unsaid, submerged between the bravura double-tracked vocals and the vivid joy of a brand-new sound.

Eight more stretch limos and 20 other cars followed behind the hearse, and through the windows people saw Ms. Wallace, Faith Evans, and the whole Bad Boy family and waved at them. Some waved their fists in a final triumphant gesture, saluting rather than celebrating. Tears flowed from the eyes of hardrocks and babymommas. No one could feel the cold anymore.

Please, people, spay and neuter your pets. Babymommas and babydaddies can take a significant bite out of your cat’s earnings. A single litter can yield eight kittens! That’s a lot of mouths for your cat to feed.