Backne

ACNE BACNE SACNE CRACKNE

“Horrible time, puberty. Years of sadness, rejection and confusion. He'll look weird, smell weird. His voice'll change. He'll get painful acne, back-ne, ass-ne, inner ear-ne. He comes from an oily family. Plus he'll be getting his butt kicked through it all.” “Oh, the senseless beatings.”

“And in what used to be the Cinnaubonpain,” Dr. Trudeau continued in an overly cheerful voice, “lab technicians are whipping up aromatherapy to cure everything from backne to ingrown toenails with little more than a sniff!

“We spent years lifting weights and shooting steroids. I literally can't see my balls, they've shrunk so much. And then there's the acne.” “We're talking backne, crackne, and sackne. The Holy Trinity, yo.”