Egregiosity

HUMBUGGERY. The world is chock-full of it. Rather the most glaring specimen of it we have seen latterly is one of the last numbers of the Washington Republic, which represents Scott’s election as beyond all doubt. Whereas, the whole mass of evidence is to the contrary. And yet there are those who will swallow the Republic’s egregiosity without a grimace.

However, in line with the instructions of the Court of Criminal Appeals in remanding this cause back to this court, there now must be made a determination of the degree of egregiosity involved in this patently erroneous submission.

How am I dazzled? In the tradition of a poetperson whose name escapes me, let me count the ways: timing, egregiosity, irony, pretended-expert evaluation, rubberstamp pseudo-refereeing of archon-Browning pseudo-research, political arrogance, technical innocence, ostracism of dissent.

If, in extremis, you need a simple, absolutely goddamned foolproof remedy for any further egregiosity, a heartfelt "I fucked up." will do nicely.

Effete eastcoast establishmentarian egregiosity

Faculty of Egregiosity

I sincerely think that someone who has clearly read enough of this group to see how personal adverts are welcomed here, but nevertheless persists in posting one, is a fool with a degree of egregiosity to boggle the western imagination.

I hereby award Herr Daniel the Gottem Big medal with two, count 'em, two, oakleaf clusters, a fine of two-fifty, and sixty days in the slam for the egregiosity of the act.