Handi-wipe

Actually I suspect that at the moment you are smoking crack and reaching for a jar of vaseline while you peruse the nudie GIFs. Just be sure to get a handi-wipe for your video screen. Remind me to wish you many happy returns on your 14th birthday.

The "Resusci"(tm) Face Shield "for Protected mouth-to-mouth resuscitation" by Laerdal Medical Corp. is the one I carry with me. I received it at the end of one CPR class. Actually, I feel instructors should distribute them at the end of every class. Ask for them! They are slightly larger than one of those handi-wipe packets.

Briar Pipe Wipe is a spray which you apply to a handi-wipe, I use baby wipes, and let dry. You then wipe your pipe and stem with the handi-wipe.

I'm sure Gary would be willing to improve him for a mere two-bits when he goes to Vegas. (This being the cost of a handi-wipe to clean his bat off)

When the coolant backs up into the filter (check occasionally by trying to lift it, if it feels heavy, it has filled up with coolant) you need to open it up and replace the handi wipes in the filter stack.

I saturate a handi wipe with alcohol and wipe down the leaves/fronds. I hold the leaf with one hand and pinch the leaf tight between a fold of handi wipe and pull off the scale.

I think the dreaded "cum fly" (ejaculatus aviatus insectus) is likely not immune to most insecticides. Not that it matters: generally this short-lived creature flies only once, traveling along a ballistic trajectory from its point of gestation, and then expires in a rain of sticky droplets. A simple handi-wipe or wet-nap is usually sufficient to eliminate it from whatever surface its residue came to rest upon. RTR, obviously off his medication at the moment.

The rat in the Handi-Wipe hammock is not mine, though he certainly does look very happy. :)