Lipo

She complained about the lip of fat creeping over the waist of her jeans. "Maybe I'll get lipo, too, next time," she said.

You're the one who told me I couldn't get lipo like I wanted, so this is the next best thing. But to do it, it has to be now. Tonight.

The doctor seemed to be saying that going into shock was a post-operative complication probably due to lipoing off too much fat — which he implied was my fault because I nagged him to take off the maximum amount.