Millionennium

Holonym: eternity

Meronyms: annum, biennium, triennium, quadrennium, quinquennium, sexennium, septennium, octennium, novennium, decennium, vicennium, tricennium, centennium, quincentennium, millennium, decamillennium, centimillennium

These superstitions and traditions were all odd and strange beliefs, which mingled the materialistic and the spiritual most incongruously; but they were not so degrading, and they were not so far from truth as the “enlightened” ideas respecting our origin, circulated in costly volumes during recent years, by authors whose Adam and Eve were frogs, formed from slime by the action of the sun, with a dash of electricity, and in which, from gratitude for their descent, their progeny for centuries, millenniums, or millionenniums wallowed.

What they should advocate, then, is, that the government should manufacture 65,000,000 greenbacks, each of one million dollars, and that one of these should be presented as a free gift to every one of our 65,000,000 people. Then every man, woman, and child in the country would be a millionaire, the currency would be sufficiently “expanded” to meet the demands of the most voracious, and wealth, contentment, and happiness would be universally diffused. In short, not merely the millennium, but the millionennium would have arrived. Just imagine it! a whole nation of millionaires!

An emmet is far more competent to discourse upon the figure of the earth than we are to say what future millennia and millionennia may have in store for physical theories, with the atomic theory and the theory of light not yet one sleepy century old.

Miss Helen is the same kind er spender as her maw. I believe my soul them two would ruther buy than eat. Cook used ter say that Mis’ Carter an’ Miss Helen spent like we done come to the millionennium.

After that the land was quiet for a long time, and the decimillenia passed and ran on into centilmillenna, and the centimillennia piled up into millionennia.

If what has occurred during the past “millionennia” through the process of natural selection is so worth treasuring and preserving, […]