Newsreaderess

In the space of about 3 minutes on one of those news-all-night shows -- I think it was the one on ABC -- they showed the head-meets-diving board clip 5 times. Once as the lead-in when they came back from commercials. Then as the perky newsreaderess read the news perkily. Then as she went to a reporter at another location. Then *he* ran the clip. Twice. That's totally unjustified.

One has just raised oneself from one's steamy pit, on being informed by the newsreaderess that it was 7.08am . / Imagine my surprise when I looked at all the clocks in my mansion, to find that the time was *8.07am* - an hour later.

Dear Editor, / HOT! HOT! HOT! / I am referring, of course, to newsreaderess Sandra Sully.

> No police officers in the UK carry automatic weapons and the H&K MP5 / > variant they use has a special trigger group that prevents it being used / > as a full auto weapon. / '800 rounds a minute' though... (yeah if they invent a chuffin great belt fed water cooled version perhaps ) be afraid... be very afraid... (picture newsreaderess going weak at the knees at the thought) ;)