Stunod

If I was acting particularly spacey, my mother would ask, “Are you stunod?”

“Do you understand me? Are you stunod?” my mother would say. Stunod. Someone who is out-of-it, spacey, not a practical person who knows that life is labor and that only the sturdy can get the job done.

“The stunod commander, a German Commodore no less, decides that there's just too many ships in the Gulf, and he doesn't have the manpower to search everyone of them.”

“Hey, stunod,” Gina interjected angrily. “Help the lady.”

“Fuck me,” Eddie growled, cursing himself for the stunod that he was.

That stunod never calls me unless I'm late with his tuition.

I don’t even know why you wanna work for that little stunad.