Turdette

They are turdettes. Little droppings off a large item.

If your mother knew she had pushed you out amongst her blood, sweat and torn perineum simply in order to have Deja News be able to record the fact that you have posted 175 similar turdettes to alt.teens, alt.music.smash-pumpkins, alt.guitar.amps, alt.kids-talk and so on […]

Well, hell, who's going to clean up this mess? There are little PoHo turdettes simply *everywhere*. Look, over in that corner she even had the squirts when you asked her to produce proof that I RLd her.

In an attempt to ward off unwelcome persons, he once surrounded his house with dog turds, head to toe. It took him a week to complete the circle, and he enlisted the help of Kiki to finish off the chain with a couple of decorational turdettes.

MAY YOUR TURDS TURN INTO TURDETTES, THAT TURNS INTO CONSTIPATION, THAT TURNS INTO INWARD FARTING, THAT BLOWS

Ernie the only method you've ever perfected is eating a turd without it breaking into turdettes.

Sometimes feeling isn't involved very much by some in their daily constitutions, as I tend to mourn the passing of my turds or turdettes, depending on the sacrificial manna that I 'et fo' suppa'.