Wazz

Here was a man who took so much cocaine that he took to keeping his urine in bottles, in the fridge, because he was scared that wizards ‘might steal it’. And yet despite storing his rotting wazz next to his ham, it doesn't stop him being cool.

Both wazzed out their cups. Danny looked at his watch. 23 minutes since he saw them drinking the blue poison. If the stuff he'd read on the Internet was right, in 7 minutes they would be sleeping like babies. This, however, would be of[…]

The enigmatic old lady had traversed the room with impressive speed and was practically face to face with Mattie when she looked up. 'Sorry?' 'Pardon me for noticing. Only you look like someone wazzed on your chips, love.

How many people have wazzed in this layby? Must be millions. Billions. Ye olde travellers on the trunk road into the west, unable to wait until the next rest facility. Services: twenty-one miles and twelve miles.